"Our heavenly Emperor wants to help each and every one of you!" the lanky man cried before his congregation. He wore robes of the finest silks with gold leaf woven in that glimmered in the hot spotlights on the stage. Sweat beaded on his forehead, and every so often he would pat his silken handkerchief to his forehead. He didn't want it to cause his makeup to start to run. He needed to look his best before his congregation. His daily bread and then some required it. There was a certain image he had to fit in order for the con to work. Recording devices were rolling and he was being broadcast throughout the station, well beyond the hundreds in the audience.
"Now I know many of you are at your limit. You live on the few thrones you can gather at the end of the work week, and by the Emperor do they seem to buy you less and less with each passing day. Times for many of you are tough and it seems that there is no one you can turn to. But my children I am here to tell you that the Emperor does not forget his children, nor does he want you to live this way!" Members of the audience shouted "No!" in agreement. He knew he had them now.
"My brothers and sisters it is time for you to take control again, time for you to make the change and give yourself over to the infinite love and power of the Emperor! Now all you have to do is give. Give as much as you can. You need to dig deep and give to the Emperor all that you can spare! The Emperor will see your giving spirit!He will see your contribution to his glory! And his will return and repay your generosity tenfold! If you give a throne today you will receive ten! If you give ten you will receive one hundred! If you give one hundred you will get one thousand thrones. If you give one thousand you will get ten thousand thrones! Ten thousand thrones! Just think of what you could do with ten thousand thrones. Ten thousand thrones could change your life. It could change the life of your family. It could change the life of your friends. And all you have to do is give. Give what you can and then reach deeper and give even more. The Emperor is watching and he will not forget what you are willing to sacrifice in his name today. All you have to do is give. Give to the number you are seeing on your devices right now. And for those of you here in person you can flag down one of my representatives working their way through the pews and your donation can be handled right away.
The preacher walked as the cameras followed, sitting down on the leather antique chair. “But the Emperor is not only interested in helping your financial situation. By the Emperor, no! He knows there are those of you who need help beyond the limitless thrones the Emperor is ready to provide. There are those of you watching me right now whose lives are threatened by some malady of the body, but I am here to tell you that the Emperor is ready to lend you his power and revitalize your soul, and heal whatever it is that is ailing you. Emperor lend me your strength, yes, yes, I can feel it now. I can feel that there is someone watching with Cancer of the brain, and things are looking bleak. But do not dare to give up hope! The Emperor is watching and he is ready to give you what you need to heal yourself. Do not waste your time with surgery or medicines that will do nothing but rot and burn away your insides. Do not waste your time or your thrones on the false words of doctors. It is only through the Emperor that you can truly be healed! You are not suffering from a sickness of your body but one of the soul! And it can only be cleansed by the infinite power of the Emperor Almighty. Now all you have to do is show The Emperor that you are willing to place your faith in him and him alone. You need to give! Give all that you can! The Emperor is ready to help and so am I, by providing you with the ability to borrow as much money as you need in order to show The Emperor just how much you care. It is though him and only through him that you will find your way to salvation, and only through him that your soul and your body can truly be healed. Members of this congregation are standing by in order to help you show the Emperor just how much you are willing to put your faith in him. Just use the number on your device right now. Do not delay!”
“And we are done,” the preacher heard through his ear piece. He breathed a sigh of relief. He was done for the week and would be able to watch as the thrones rolled in. He walked off the stage as members of the audience lined up to hand over their thrones to his associates. He made his way to his dressing room where he threw off his robe. It was horrible stuffy and always ended up drenched in sweat after the days filming. Still, one day of work a week and he was able to buy almost anything he wanted.
As he opened a bottle of Amasec he carefully selected from his personal stock, he sniffed deeply and took in the bitter and sweet aroma as a smile crept onto his face.
"Now I know many of you are at your limit. You live on the few thrones you can gather at the end of the work week, and by the Emperor do they seem to buy you less and less with each passing day. Times for many of you are tough and it seems that there is no one you can turn to. But my children I am here to tell you that the Emperor does not forget his children, nor does he want you to live this way!" Members of the audience shouted "No!" in agreement. He knew he had them now.
"My brothers and sisters it is time for you to take control again, time for you to make the change and give yourself over to the infinite love and power of the Emperor! Now all you have to do is give. Give as much as you can. You need to dig deep and give to the Emperor all that you can spare! The Emperor will see your giving spirit!He will see your contribution to his glory! And his will return and repay your generosity tenfold! If you give a throne today you will receive ten! If you give ten you will receive one hundred! If you give one hundred you will get one thousand thrones. If you give one thousand you will get ten thousand thrones! Ten thousand thrones! Just think of what you could do with ten thousand thrones. Ten thousand thrones could change your life. It could change the life of your family. It could change the life of your friends. And all you have to do is give. Give what you can and then reach deeper and give even more. The Emperor is watching and he will not forget what you are willing to sacrifice in his name today. All you have to do is give. Give to the number you are seeing on your devices right now. And for those of you here in person you can flag down one of my representatives working their way through the pews and your donation can be handled right away.
The preacher walked as the cameras followed, sitting down on the leather antique chair. “But the Emperor is not only interested in helping your financial situation. By the Emperor, no! He knows there are those of you who need help beyond the limitless thrones the Emperor is ready to provide. There are those of you watching me right now whose lives are threatened by some malady of the body, but I am here to tell you that the Emperor is ready to lend you his power and revitalize your soul, and heal whatever it is that is ailing you. Emperor lend me your strength, yes, yes, I can feel it now. I can feel that there is someone watching with Cancer of the brain, and things are looking bleak. But do not dare to give up hope! The Emperor is watching and he is ready to give you what you need to heal yourself. Do not waste your time with surgery or medicines that will do nothing but rot and burn away your insides. Do not waste your time or your thrones on the false words of doctors. It is only through the Emperor that you can truly be healed! You are not suffering from a sickness of your body but one of the soul! And it can only be cleansed by the infinite power of the Emperor Almighty. Now all you have to do is show The Emperor that you are willing to place your faith in him and him alone. You need to give! Give all that you can! The Emperor is ready to help and so am I, by providing you with the ability to borrow as much money as you need in order to show The Emperor just how much you care. It is though him and only through him that you will find your way to salvation, and only through him that your soul and your body can truly be healed. Members of this congregation are standing by in order to help you show the Emperor just how much you are willing to put your faith in him. Just use the number on your device right now. Do not delay!”
“And we are done,” the preacher heard through his ear piece. He breathed a sigh of relief. He was done for the week and would be able to watch as the thrones rolled in. He walked off the stage as members of the audience lined up to hand over their thrones to his associates. He made his way to his dressing room where he threw off his robe. It was horrible stuffy and always ended up drenched in sweat after the days filming. Still, one day of work a week and he was able to buy almost anything he wanted.
As he opened a bottle of Amasec he carefully selected from his personal stock, he sniffed deeply and took in the bitter and sweet aroma as a smile crept onto his face.